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Annabelle 'Annie' Dyer ([personal profile] ohmyscream) wrote2020-06-06 01:59 pm
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-02-03 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ It doesn't take long for Steve to become locked in a staring contest with Gomez. Two parents with a shared passion for cleanliness meant he was never allowed to have pets. That, in turn, also means he's not the best of the best at dealing with other people's pets beyond the obvious "don't be a dick," but lately? In a weird turn of events, one could say he's actually been undergoing something adjacent to professional training.

Unfortunately, all of the kitty treats and feather toys are in his other uniform.
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Definitely wouldn't want to risk this little guy getting hurt.

[ Carefully, he holds a curled knuckle out for the cat to evaluate, addressing him directly: ]

Do you wanna be my friend, or is it just because I smell like pepperoni?
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-02-05 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ After undergoing the right of cassage (cat passage) and being deemed... tolerable, Steve offers Gomez a scritch underneath his fluffy jowl. ]

Dogs bad, huh? [ He says to the feline. ] What about other cats, hm?

[ Talking to animals like they're babies was like, day one curriculum. When Steve addresses Annie again, it's denoted by a significant change in his tone of voice. ]

There's this pretty good service in town, y'know, if he needs a playdate one of these days. Ever heard of Poundmates?

[ Nooooot to be a walking commercial for the place, but he could always use more pleasant house calls during his shifts. ]
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-02-07 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yes, well.

Take it up with management; the ad copy on all of the promotional material is even worse. It's terrible—so terrible that he doesn't even need to ask what's so funny.
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I'm just saying, should you be struck with the urge to bring home twenty cats to roll around in for a day, the option's there. And not at all risque.

But- ...he does seem chill.

[ More scritches for the overlord. ]

Most cats would have already gone after my, uh, new assets by now.

[ That he doesn't like to draw attention to, usually. He has less reason to be demure when one person in this picture has been altered much more by the fog. ]
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-02-09 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Steve strongly considers withdrawing before any potential flopping can happen. He knows the dangers of that. You become trapped, not-permitted to move until the new owner of your legs, lap, etcetera decrees.

One more scritch behind each ear, and then he'll step back. That shouldn't hurt.
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Oh, yeah, the record for most pain inflicted upon me belongs to Miss Wigglebutt. Another name I'm not responsible for, just to be clear.