Take it up with management; the ad copy on all of the promotional material is even worse. It's terrible—so terrible that he doesn't even need to ask what's so funny. ]
I'm just saying, should you be struck with the urge to bring home twenty cats to roll around in for a day, the option's there. And not at all risque.
But- ...he does seem chill.
[ More scritches for the overlord. ]
Most cats would have already gone after my, uh, new assets by now.
[ That he doesn't like to draw attention to, usually. He has less reason to be demure when one person in this picture has been altered much more by the fog. ]
[ Annie could send a strongly worked letter. Will that help? Probably not but at leas she will feel better about Poundmates if she says something. ]
I don't know. What if Gomez decided to fight them?
[ Thank goodness she got him fixed or there would be other concerns. Annie is not paying the pet owner equivalent of child support. Most of the time she is just barely caught up on the important things. Paying for stuff sucks sometimes. ]
I think he's biding his time.
[ Annie chuckles a bit. ]
Most cats are fascinated by my tail or pincers, so I have to stay very still with new cats. One time someone had to rescue me.... Have you had to beg for help?
[ Gomez is ready to flop against Steve or climb up on his shoulder like a pirate cat. The miniature overlord hasn't yet decided. ]
[ Steve strongly considers withdrawing before any potential flopping can happen. He knows the dangers of that. You become trapped, not-permitted to move until the new owner of your legs, lap, etcetera decrees.
One more scritch behind each ear, and then he'll step back. That shouldn't hurt. ]
Oh, yeah, the record for most pain inflicted upon me belongs to Miss Wigglebutt. Another name I'm not responsible for, just to be clear.
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Take it up with management; the ad copy on all of the promotional material is even worse. It's terrible—so terrible that he doesn't even need to ask what's so funny. ]
I'm just saying, should you be struck with the urge to bring home twenty cats to roll around in for a day, the option's there. And not at all risque.
But- ...he does seem chill.
[ More scritches for the overlord. ]
Most cats would have already gone after my, uh, new assets by now.
[ That he doesn't like to draw attention to, usually. He has less reason to be demure when one person in this picture has been altered much more by the fog. ]
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I don't know. What if Gomez decided to fight them?
[ Thank goodness she got him fixed or there would be other concerns. Annie is not paying the pet owner equivalent of child support. Most of the time she is just barely caught up on the important things. Paying for stuff sucks sometimes. ]
I think he's biding his time.
[ Annie chuckles a bit. ]
Most cats are fascinated by my tail or pincers, so I have to stay very still with new cats. One time someone had to rescue me.... Have you had to beg for help?
[ Gomez is ready to flop against Steve or climb up on his shoulder like a pirate cat. The miniature overlord hasn't yet decided. ]
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One more scritch behind each ear, and then he'll step back. That shouldn't hurt. ]
Oh, yeah, the record for most pain inflicted upon me belongs to Miss Wigglebutt. Another name I'm not responsible for, just to be clear.