Ho ho ho! Your secret Santa gift recipient for this year is jaded on the network.
Her real name is Jade Ellsworth-Hampton-Crowe-Allgood, because she doesn't know when to quit.
Please spend no more than 20 solars on a gift for Jade, and ensure she receives it on or before Christmas Day (December 25). If not, Santa Claus will come to your house and glare disappointedly through the windows until you cough up.
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Her real name is Jade Ellsworth-Hampton-Crowe-Allgood, because she doesn't know when to quit.
Please spend no more than 20 solars on a gift for Jade, and ensure she receives it on or before Christmas Day (December 25). If not, Santa Claus will come to your house and glare disappointedly through the windows until you cough up.
Merry Winter-Holiday-Of-Your-Choice!